Spam Bots Galore

Have I ever mentioned how much I despise spam bots? Yes, buddy, that’s right — I’m talking to you. Here are a few reasons as to why it’s pointless and laughable that you make an attempt to use my blog as your own personal billboard:

1. All comments have to be approved by me first. If it’s spam, it will be deleted without so much as a skim-over.
2. When I say “without so much as a skim-over,” I absolutely mean it — I see the blue text, assume links to unsavory websites, and select “delete it” at the bottom of the comment.
3. You’re better suited to going through someone like Google Ads to advertise your stuff — at least that way the advertisement is presented in such a way that visitors might not feel blinded by your overusage of links.
4. Of course if you’re advertising pornography, you probably aren’t all that popular with the ladies. Try leaving your house once in a while and doing this little thing called “socializing.”
5. The fact that you’re spineless enough to program a spam bot to attack my blog with gibberish and links tells me that you probably live in your mother’s basement, wear thick coke-bottle glasses, have terrible halitosis, and are generally a child in a middle-aged man’s body. Dude, for the love of Scorpio, please grow up and get a life! And move!

And to my real readership, I apologize greatly for my lack of posting. I know I had gotten onto someone’s RSS feed back in February, but I haven’t been capitalizing on it.